I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*